One Direction explaining to their children where babies come from:
Liam:Oh dear goodness gracious. Well what happens darling is that mommy and daddy pray to God and tell him we want a wonderful new baby and he tells his angels to make the perfect child for the parent. Then he gets the stork to come deliver it to mommy and oh goodness your too young for this and then the stork puts it into mommy's tummy.
Zayn:Children are made from the seeds of love planted in Heaven's own garden of joy aha :) xx.
Niall:Basically God put the baby in a pizza and mommy eats it which is how you get in her tummy
Louis:Babies are made when you stick a penis in a vagina. Now kids, I just want you to know, if you ever need anything else, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* dad, I'm a *cool* dad. You guys keep me young. Oh, God love yeah!
Harry:Well basically you have to um...get along really well with someone...and then you ummm...stick your willy...into umm well..basically her vagina