May 2012
Wendy’s is trying to make poutine its national dish?! Bitch?! OH NO YOU DIDN’T! EVERY QUEBECER IS GONNA BE PISSED OFF!! Just saying.
April 2012
pickup lines for old people
old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up
That feeling after you work out…That “OMG, I NEED A SHOWER!” feeling…
I post what I like. My tumblr has no pattern and I don’t care.
So I’m “trying” to watch what I eat, but i got home and…mmm…well I eat a bunch of saghetti and then I went to eat a bunch of Nutella from the jar…I know…For shame. But it doesn’t help that theres a bunch of food on my dash now.
Woo! Finally going to college!
As a visiter….hahaha.
When they say “All dogs go to heaven” they’re talking about the furry four legged kind of dog. Not you.
I’m not going to lie…looking like Demi Lovao or Mila Kunis wouldn’t be half bad. Jut saying.
Fan: if you could save anything in a fire, what would you save?
Harry: myself.
Liam: My girlfriend.
Interviewers: awwww
Harry: loser.....
People in the real word are mean and they suck and I just want to die in my bed right now…
Gotta love sunday dinner with the family!
newy-rk:
When I call someone beautiful I’m not referring to a particular stereotype which society forces upon girls and guys these days, the idea of ‘perfection’, it’s all complete crap, when I say you’re beautiful for some reason I admire every aspect of your being, each and every flaw and imperfection, is inexplicably perfect in my eyes.
Oh Adele…only if I had your magnificent voice.
I love grocery shopping…that might be a bit weird…
When a teenager is home alone you’d think they would just party it up or something. But no. I’m sitting here in my pjs watching One Direction on NML hahaha.
